the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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