is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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