I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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