Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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