Hey man sorry I got all grabby
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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