Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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