We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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