My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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