she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
MIDGETS
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I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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