i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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