What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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