The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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