he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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