Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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