I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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