im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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