His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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