when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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