More tranny stories later!
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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