All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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