9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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