don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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