Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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