My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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