Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Randomize
