i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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