If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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