I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
just tell him i said nine months
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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