After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Dear god my vagina.
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