Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i just had sex bonerless
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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