I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize