grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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