it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
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They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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