so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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