did you get engaged???
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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