margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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