I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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