All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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