I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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