Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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