There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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