erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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