Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
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It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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