You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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