I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
