He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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