my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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