You're so nebulous sometimes
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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