we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
These tits shall not be calmed
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