Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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