I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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