she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
The air taste purple.
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