Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
He better not be in your backpack
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
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