So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
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She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
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My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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